An Above Average Radio Station
So, why bother with this Radio Rocco thing?
Because we're the greatest thing since the invention of the underwire bra
Because we won't foul up your chi with lame and pathetic pleas for donations
Because we unashamedly break wind in crowded supermarkets when others wouldn't even dare
Because we play commercial-free Classic Rock, bitches!
Ms. Philthea Stankwagon
"I hate the music Radio Rocco plays. My bursitis flares up at the mere mention of this horrid radio station. Please go away; I beg you."